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  1. Find a fairly unknown, relatively promising candidate
  2. Convince the candidate to run for president
  3. Hype the candidate as the savior of the party
  4. Watch as the media takes a month to completely discredit the candidate
  5. Repeat steps 1-4 as needed
  6. Nominate Mitt Romney
  7. Lose

Previous iterations: Trump, Cain, Pawlenty

Current: Rick Perry

Future: Palin, Paul Ryan, Christie, Pataki, Giuliani


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