- Find a fairly unknown, relatively promising candidate
- Convince the candidate to run for president
- Hype the candidate as the savior of the party
- Watch as the media takes a month to completely discredit the candidate
- Repeat steps 1-4 as needed
- Nominate Mitt Romney
- Lose
Previous iterations: Trump, Cain, Pawlenty
Current: Rick Perry
Future: Palin, Paul Ryan, Christie, Pataki, Giuliani
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